"Service here is slow and they don't take care of their guest at all!!!!! First one to show and last to leave"
"If you see the mayor (the tool Ford) don't give him jäger."
"Why do I have a tool checking in at my house when he's not here."
"Bring the Jäger and don't forget treats for Ryno"
"If you want fast service and a hot bartender, go see Andy on Saturday and Sunday nights."