"Don't walk on the grass as people with no concept of the responsibilities associated with dog owning don't pick up after their pets. :D"
"This parking lot is an ode to stupidity. If you thought suburbanites couldn't get any worse, you were mistaken."
"I WILL STEAL THIS MAYORSHIP"
"I'm a 5 year partner and I've gotta say these guys are great. Always smiling and drinks are always perfect. I wish I worked at this location!"
"My favorite place to get wasted!"
"Best Jimmy's in the area! Swift, accurate service."