"Don't see a movie in theatre 3. The air conditioning doesn't work. You will die of heat exhaustion and be forced to pick a different movie."
"Try to yell "WELCOME TO JIMMY JOHN'S" before they do."
"Beware of the Bobbling Bumble."
"Order a kids' meal and trade your "toy" in for a kiddie cone...just don't let a small child see you doing it."
"Try to get a spot on one of the big colored chair loungers -- especially the orange one! You'll be the envy of the gate."
"Don't leave bowls of water unattended."