"If Jesus on a cross, bleeding from his thorn crow scares you, skip it!"
"The Heavy Pets are rockin!"
"Whatever you do or however desperate you are you... Do not stop to pee here.. Refer to any saw movie..."
"Their food combination makes the carnivore in me completely satisfied. Falafel, warmed white beans & spring rolls oh my! "
"This place has great shitty wine!"
"Can you ask brad to call me?"