"Get the lobster roll and a spicy bloody. Yum!"
"Keep this place under close hold. Neighborhood gem."
"Rude hostess and mediocre Sangria."
"Nothing special about this place except for your huge tab."
"Oysters are phenomenal- just eat the shucking bar. Don't waste your time getting a table and do not eat the raw clams."
"Make sure you route for the Nats. Otherwise either a) move out of DC or b) stay home."