"I'm only here because I got a Deadpool 2 ticket for $4. This place is nasty, feels old, and it smells. Go to an Alamo Drafthouse instead."
"Gay-friendly and body-friendly chicken"
"This is the fastest Starbucks I've been to and they were really friendly! I love this one!"
"If you need nitrogen in your tires and don't want to go to the dealer, they have it!"
"This campus has a bus stop that you can get to from Lakeline Station, perfect if you want to take the MetroRail and 214 bus here!"
"If you need something to drink, head across to Sonic during their Happy Hour or to 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp! Way cheaper!"