"Good prices, really attentive to calluses, and quite glitter-tolerant."
"Pumpkin ravioli - the best!"
"Come early and bring some gyros from Ali Baba's next door. And see the Bel-Airs when they're in town."
"Don't give yourself the cancers, stick with the spray tan."
"Best dim sum in Denver. Anything with shrimp in it is a good bet."
"For the love of God/dess don't order the "large" margarita thinking it's like 16 ounces, because you'll get the 60-ounce margarita. Yeah."