"Lunch specials are the best. Substitute the fried for the pasta salad! So worth it"
"It wAs beautiful but it, is an island. Oh on the left side a beach on the west side a beach, Hogg, then street beggars! Big whoop"
"Always dirty, sweeping while you eat."
"I don't know why they wait until you sit down to start sweeping. The dining room is consistently nasty and the people behind the counter look like they all need a bath."
"It says the Mayor is in the house, well I hope he is at work. Howdy Mayor!"
"You are= You're. Your=hers, mine, yours"