"The men's urinals have mint scented stalls #GENIUS!"
"The convex windows at the front are original, estd. 1902 - check em!"
"THEY HAVE BUD LIGHT PLATINUM, TRY IT!!!!"
"Try any drink with the dollar rocks, THE ICE TASTES LIKE IT'S FROM PARIS!!!!!"
"Get three Migas Taco's, you won't be disappointed!"
"Try the Humus, AMAZING!!!"