"Average Kirkland waterfront bar. I will say that the service was slow, waitstaff was a bit uninterested and draft beers were 6 bucks. Not the best, but not the worst"
"What. Stupid delicious."
"These dudes are great. Broke college student ran over a screw. Fixed it for free! Thanks guys!!"
"Get the chimayo! Also, get a mojito. So bomb."
"Kill yourself instead of coming here."