"Bank closes at 4pm Mon-Thurs."
"If it's dirty, you probably shouldn't touch it. Unless you live here. You should probably touch it then. It needs cleaning."
"The henna and face painters are really good!"
"Mocha marvel is a bust. Stick to the juice."
"It's a throw of the dice around here what kind of experience you'll get."
"Calling ahead doesn't guarantee it'll be ready when you arrive."