"The place is a shithole, but the food is good... and cheap. Get the small house chow mein. It's not small. it's loaded with shrimp, beef and chicken. All for $4.50. Skidoosh."
"The pastrami quesadilla is insane. Beast took me a day and a half to finish."
"Try the ABC (avocado, b-man teri sauce, & cheese) burger. One of my top 5."