"If you happen to be there even though you don't digest spicy food all that well, get yourself a tub of natural yoghurt and have it in curry. It will tone down the spices while still keeping it tasty."
"They don't have toilet for customers, not even for business banking. So if you have a weak blader, brace yourself!"
"Don't smoke literally in barista's face. They don't like that. And if you do, dont be offended if you're asked to step aside. Thank you."