"The bar never has last call here!"
"For a great deal on cheese ask for the Jimmy C. Special"
"He's actually a better grill man than DJ.... Leave the grilling to Gus!"
"You can get a really good chocolate martini here too!!"
"The place sucks dick... Unless you want to pay a bribe to the bitch working the ropes you are stuck in a hallway & it don't even matter if you are industry or your friend has a table. FU y bar"
"Worst club in Chicago... Way better time staying home & jerking off with a cheese grader than to spend money or time at this dump"