"Johnny G. Is a tool, don't let him tan."
"If you've had sex with 30+ rangers you can have your own roster to!! RLTW"
"The couch has seen a lot of action ;)"
"Worst subway in Columbus period. Bunch of idiots"
"The Cashier is in a different world lol hahaha"
"Not allowed to sleep normal, you have to be sideways, upside down, backwards, one leg on the headboard etc. etc."