"Come see me for a great new look! Full makeovers are free with a $50 purchase! Wanted to try a new look or color? Lets play!!"
"Don't. They lost my friends keys and when they came up empty had no solution! Go elsewhere! Nothing but incompetent asses here!"
"Bring a broom, the dust in these old houses is unbelievable"
"Dust dust dust!! Oh and watch out for horse piss"
"Eat your wheaties and get some sleep"
"The men closer to the PE hall are hotter!!"