"There out of everything today! :("
"Was an awesome school before the new principal. :-)"
"Sascha is an awesome hostess!!!"
"Don't mind the head in the fridge or the eyeballs in the microwave, Sherlock assured me they are for a very important experiment."
"They need to figure out what time they're going to close. Last week it was 9 this week it's 8:30. Even though the hours say til ten on Sundays."