"Grab your popcorn and your whiskey, the theatre is set up!"
"The sofa is alright, but the scooter makes for a great stool."
"The Ms. Pac-Man cocktail game has a jacked 1-p controller, but the Jell-O shots are great."
"Closed for renovations."
"Try the Canadian food, it's excellent."
"Beware the Deathstair... but always be prepared to check out a nice behind climbing it."