"Go get that rewards card. It's totally worth it"
"Dude I wouldn't eat here since I saw a huge cockroach just chilling by the window. This place is super dirty. Don't eat here!"
"George Burns with hard salami instead of beef salami = Bomb!-"
"The zucchini fries are bomb"
"Bring gifts. For example: beer, toilet paper, condoms, strippers, etc"