"Rattlesnakes are about. Be aware."
"New things always coming in!"
"Rooms are always clean but rooms need updating. Last time I was here the water temperature fluctuated a lot while showering and the shower head nearly came off in my hand."
"I live right down the street and come here often. You can't go wrong with anything on the menu."
"The home of a future store in October. See you then!"
"Be prepared for a long walk. Baggage is very far away."