"Soooooo sloooowwwww..... Not great service, waited for ever to get food - forgot that I ordered, brought my food out 35 minutes after everyone else and didn't compensate at all."
"Rumor has it that a woman named "Janice" lurks these parts around midnight..."
"For the best Perkins experience, ask for the waitress named Kaylee. Definition of Babe."
"The Hog's Head of Brookings."
"Be sure to take a photo with A-mare-ica and upload it to Foursquare! She's the definition of a majestical seductress."
"Find somewhere else to stay. The hotel is a maze, super tiny pool that's over-crowded if it has 5+ kids in it and the sauna is no where near the pool."