"The general Tso's was the only part of our meal with any flavor. Lettuce wraps were a waste as was the hot n sour soup. Say no to the Dan Dan noodles also."
"If you're not seeing Dan for massage, what are you waiting for?"
"Be sure to get a shot from the Jew-hicky."
"Duty free is generally only cheaper for tobacco. Liquor is not significantly cheaper."
"You can ask for the chilled peanut sauce if you prefer it over the hot they normally serve."
"Don't bother with wings---nasty. Pizzas not bad. And they have real New Mexico green chile which is a huge bonus. Doesn't make up for the nasty wings tho."