Steve Mattison

"Can we come up with a better name for this stadium than [Insert Business Name Here] park/field?"

"Heading east in the evening? Catch the Red Line, not the Blue!"

"These Natural Beef Burgers taste delicious, assuming you're not too vegetarian to enjoy them!"

"Buy a laptop!"

"Knock down all the pins in "King Pin", the oldschool bowling-themed pinball machine!"