"You'll get a eye wateringly perfect t-bone the size of your face here for 15 euros. Try the garlic prawns and ribs too."
"Bring a book. Or a 2 hour movie."
"Bring your own pillow and lighting. Both are horrible."
"Get the seviche. Amazing."
"Internet at this place is rubbish. Great location though: minutes walk from Galleria."
"If you want as crap food at half the price, go to brick lane."