"Fantastic food, a local gem. Get the Chili "Christmas" red and green."
"If buying a gun, always ask what their bottom dollar price is. The prices marked are all MSRP, but they'll usually cut you a pretty decent deal."
"Don't come here if you actually want to bowl. The lanes are sticky and if it's busy they will kick you off your lane in the middle of a frame so they can take some other poor schmuck's money."
"Stop by for lunch and try the Cajun Bloody Mary at the bar - best one in town!"
"Go to the annual grape stomp every fall. Dress up like Lucille Ball in the famous grape stomping episode and get a free souvenir glass with your bottle of wine!"