"the best $75 one will ever spend."
"oh, it must be monday night at #FantasticFest b/c it's time for the #FantasticFeud"
"also check in on yelp when you get here to get s free maine root fountain drink w/ your order."
"free wi-fi! SID = JuiceLand-Guest \\ pswd = Sm00th1e where the 0 are zeroes & the 1 is the number one."
"come to @fantasticfest like it's a strip club: packing some of singles, b/c even if you're just drinking iced water, you still need to tip those hard-working servers whenever you can."
"i've never not sat on the front row at this cinema. it's like rock star seating. look for row A when buying your tix online."