"Try the hot and spicy burrito"
"Management needs to quit being so cheap and actually put sauce on the wings. News flash, I can get chicken cheaper anywhere else. It's the sauces people want. Put more sauce on it damnit!"
"If your meal is awful. You can only blame yourself because you pick the ingredients. Its all you can eat... go back and make another."
"Get here early and watch the show as the rookies try to back in."
"The wife calls it "The Squircle""
"Paintball seems like it would be fun but the Halloween haunted house was a complete waste of money. Took people out of order and no effort in entertaining you."