"Make sure you try the chili!"
"Friendly baristas. Balanced espresso. Great atmosphere!"
"The vintage video game tables in the back are awesome! Excellent craft brew selection on tap, fantastic food (I recommend the "tot-chos"!) and friendly bartenders."
"See the thing about Giovanni's is...the food's not great, the staff is unfriendly and unattractive, and they don't give bands free beer, food, or even tap water. If you're a band, don't play here!"
"Now offering drumset lessons for just $100 per month!"