"Don't get trail mix containing raisins or other dried fruit from the bins...potential for bugs!"
"Watch out for "MRZ CHAPPARRO" in the black cadillac...she's a maniac and she will run you over because she's busy texting and blasting mediocre 90's R&B"
"This place might not have a huge selection but they make up for it with excellent and attentive customer service. My whole family comes here"
"Check the restroom hallway for sale items...I got the new (yummy) Gevalia coffee for $4 instead of $8"
"Everything here is dee-lish; but you won't be able to move afterward!"
"Get a free car wash while you're at it! We have vacuums and everything! Let's keep our vehicles lookin' sweet!"