"I wandered around for 20 mins trying to find some frozen fruits, as there was no one around to help me. Common sense would suggest that you would find them in the frozen aisle, I had no such luck."
"I always think as I'm climbing these stairs, what a great idea, till I am halfway up."
"Not sure why there are statues of digs everywhere. Do people get buried with their dogs?"
"R n' B Lounge! GET IT!?"
"You guys should really make the entrance more accessible. I don't like driving around."