"We might have the most corrupt mayor on all of foursquare."
"Don't be a yankees fan. I guess that's more if a life tip, but here we are anyways. YANKEES SUCK! GO BLUE!"
"I love the smell of Deutsch on the weekends."
"Aparagus wrapped in bacon, brussel sprout also wrapped in bacon and the charbroiled cod roe rice balls are my favorites. And the pitchers of beer of course."
"Rainy sooooooo wants to be the mayor. But she's too slow."
"Eli's mad with foursquare power."