"Ask your server, the specials, they are all for carnivores. They can probably substitute tofu for any meat! Our server did!"
"Try the white dragon roll, it is awesome!"
"If yr from Texas, squeeze the lime on yr tea. If yr from California, squeeze the lime on yr taco/burrito."
"Order online then come pick it up so you don't have to wait."
"The new faux-leather seats are awesome!"
"The paper towels in the restroom are thick, soft and absorbent!"