"Make sure to ask for your bread stale, it's the best"
"Pan fried mac and cheese?!! What is this sorcery??"
"Plastic Love Radio every Thursday night from 8p-10p on Awdio.com"
"stop leaving cups in secret places"
"The lines are really only bad in the middle of the day. And let's face it, if you're here in the middle of the day you should probably spend all this free coffee buying time job hunting. Slacker!"