"Small dog owners seem to frequently miss their little darlings pooping over the hill. Picking up dog poop not your own earns good karma for the next life, right?"
"I always get a book but never get any reading done."
"Great spot for dogs without aggression to play. If your dog needs to be squirted with water to leave smaller/younger dogs alone consider professional training help."
"There are phone and USB jacks built into the waiting area seats across from gate 38!"
"Get here by 7 to be in the first ticketed group for the quarterly Used Gear Sales; Sales promise a limited time and number of as-is items per ticketed member."
"Come with everything filled out, checks out of envelopes, dated and signed for hr fingerprinting process. No cash!"