"Facility is making major improvements to enhance patient experience."
"Analyzing our wills, insurance, & portfolios. No big deal. Should take about 5 seconds. LOL."
"Other tipster is an imbecile. Sushi is not legit, but all other dishes well prepared. Raw oysters here! Hibachi quite good. Desserts too."
"Garden to live. Live to garden."
"Brand new store. We need a hardware place!"