"Order whatever the special is for food and drink. House made everything!"
"Sauce your slaw, do it now."
"Seriously don't bring a shopping cart inside. They're not joking."
"Try the "spit a ping-pong ball into a glass vase on the downstairs mantle game""
"Come with friends and order family style. Have the most assertive politely ask them to turn off the Christmas music lights. Fah-rah-rah-rah-RAH."
"C89.5 on the radio! I thought it couldnt get better than their prices, it just did."