"Nice people work here! Swing on by to get a great latte!"
"Grab a bottle of Coke made in Mexico! For those of you that don't know that means made with real sugar!"
"Camp right on the river with a great view. The river sites are not full hook-ups though. They only have water and power so plan accordingly."
"Baseball, baseball, and more baseball!"
"The bus to downtown costs 53 peso which is around 50 cents American. Kids are free so make sure the bus driver gives you the correct change back."