"If you have found yourself here, you should probably run away"
"Ask Steve Alvarez why he hates on Zeppelin"
"Beware of flying war kitties and listen to NPR on the suitcase radio"
"Pay homage to the Bridge Kitty"
"Make some zen time for yourself at Pida Plaza. It's good for the mind."
"Beware of the racks... They can smell fear"