"The bouncers are fine- the clientele are the problem"
"Free for girls (but you'll have to share)"
"Don't worry if the poor signage to ENT finds you confusingly amidst unkempt shrubbery. Admire the hospital vegetable patch and there'll surely be a gardener to redirect you nearby!"
"Take it easy in this cheerful pub-cum-disco. Need a plug? Just ask behind the bar & the staff will happily assist."
"Come here to look out on the Swan Centre and share a yule log"