"Been coming here since I was a kid. Had the cherry pepper calamari this time. Crispy, with a nice, sharp sauce. Delicious. Just eat it quickly before it gets soggy."
"Bring your dogs in to socialize."
"The clogger is gluttonous heaven. Eat with caution."
"Order the tomato soup when you're feeling stuffy. It's got a nice kick to it, and it will definitely make you feel better."