"When you take Denver on a walk, hide mommy because he poops much faster! He only poops ON things as well!"
"Allecia actually is 100% the mayor of this love smoke stoop, irregardless of what foursquare says"
"Rule list: 1. Brooke takes over all bed space 2. Yeffs butt is off limits 3 the tile hurts your face 3. Must like mexican food 4. Allecia and Brooke call all shots."
"Contribute by handing a nice Budweiser out the window before the light turns green!!!"
"I got my "lick-her" license right here ociffer."
"Odds of you coming here and not ending up naked are slim to none. Unless you have a penis, then I encourage full attire at all times!"