"Don’t sit there watching the food die in the window! Kitchen is fast but no one runs food til it good and cold"
"Health violations galore! Watch this dude drop beard hair on your food. Gross!"
"Hairy and no hair net! Sucking on a toothpick while making food!"
"Biergarten is over an open sewer. Send a plumber to fix this shit (literally)! Bad enough to be in an alley but is smells like a cat took a death shit."
"Great southern food and fantastic service. Best fried green tomatoes in town!"