"Top tip. When playing The Streets on the PA system during open skating, ensure the family friendly radio edit is selected... awkward conversation with a 7 year old..."
"Everything you need to know about keeping a TVR on the road can be found here."
"This is a head office faculty, not a rental desk. No cars or vans available at this site."
"Try to avoid staying in the North Lodge - backs on to dual carriageway and railway line.... not conducive to a good night's sleep."
"Friendly, personal and sympathetic service from Susan."
"This seems to be where all the moody weird kids hang out!"