"It's windy all the time! Hold on tight to anything not heavy, and try not to fly away!"
"Be careful, the room looks suspiciously like it's about to eat you..."
"Oh, and the jbc went up in price cuz they changed bacon-much better quality... Pay attention."
"Make sure (apparently) to very CLEARLY specify sweet vs un-sweet tea, multiple times. Ewww... Tea is good though, once you have the right kind."
"Buy $45 worth of stuff, get a free tote!"
"Food is goooood, service sucked today..."