"Ask for Whitney or Jez!"
"Only willpower keeps me from eating all the croissants!"
"The peanut butter is worth the trip all by itself!"
"Bring a designated driver or take a cab. The "medium" drinks are strong. The strong drinks will make your liver consider a new career."
"The pancakes are bigger than my head!"
"I grew up going here, and I still come back whenever I'm in town!"