Mark van der Laan

"Don't forget to add new toiket paper when it's about to run out."

"The beds, they are... Really bouncy."

"Sometimes, in the mornings, a kitty cat will visit..."

"The chair next to the Abunai! Stand swings both ways!"

"The Love Seat near the Abunai! Stand swings both ways!"

"There is a Tosti Device, and although its powers are beyond mere humans to comprehend: use it, and use it well."