"The mexican food is the best. Try the burgers ať your own risk. But the burritos and enchiladas are bomb. Cool place to kick it."
"I met Burger, and she's real. She's pretty down to earth."
"Welcome to Simi Valley, where the party never stops....... Because it never started."
"They got cameras and started locking their gate now. If you plan on being there after dark, don't do anything dumb."
"No restroom here. You'll have to go next door to the coin-op and spend 25 cents for the bathroom."
"Prepare yourself for a line. Bring your phone or a book to read. You're going to be here a while."