"This place is so hip, they can't bother to say hi or look at their customers. The name is dripping with irony..."
"Feel like I've been transported to a hotel lobby in rio in the early nineties. Just saying, but if you're into that kinda thing..."
"Service is ridiculous here. The server came over with a piece of paper and asked us to write down our orders."
"There's a organic market in the atrium today. Not sure if this is a regular occurrence."
"Bruxelles est à Paris! Les moules y sont aussi bonnes. Le service n'est par contre pas aussi sympathique que l'accueil belge. Le chiffre est le maître, plus vous consommez plus le sourire sera grand."
"Cappuccino's pretty good!.., pleasantly surprised especially after they asked me whether I want a straw with it. Lol"