"This place is run by jackasses! At almost 39 years old they still will not sell me a pack of smokes. I hope they die!"
"If you work at the Osio you better get use to this place"
"Be nice to the bartenders"
"If you are a Guy don't make eye contact with men part at the CVS they are looking for male hookers."
"Try and get a cup of coffee in The Tarot mug"
"Nacho combo, 'nuff said"