"Sanitized, sweet, Thai food for lazy palates."
"$50 for a bowl of mediocre soup, a tiny ceviche appetizer, and a single house margarita."
"The shittiest, dirtiest CFA in the world."
"This is the worst, dirtiest, smelliest Courtyard I have ever had the displeasure to visit."
"Fantastic, fresh, corn tortillas."